A Love Letter to my Island
By Anandi Carroll-Woolery
My friend and I were hangin out
Just shooting the breeze
Dude start to bad-talk my island
With such boldfaceness if you please
Now I know I live in Canada
But me blood fly up in me head
My island is not perfect but ah love it too bad
And thus, to defend, this is what I said.
My island have real beaches
With seas that are blue and sands that are white
Your land have wind and snow
Accompanied with wicked frost bite
My land have mouth watering
Pelau, chicken roti and rum
Your land have chips and poutine
And whoop-de-doo gum.
My island have warm sun
All year round without disruption
Your land have seasons like winter
More winter, still winter, followed by construction.
I had to be fair to my friend
And I let him tell his side
How his land was better
But I was ready, full of pride
Your land has the best health care and transportation
Reliable and always on time
But in my land when we running late
We have more chance to ‘lime’.
Your land has convenient fast food
Like McDonalds, Wendy’s and Burger King
But in my land, we prefer
A patty, a coco bread and a blockle of Ting
Your land is rich and wealthy
Just rollin’ in the cash
But green can’t beat the orange
Of a dusky evening Caribbean sunsplash.
Ah felt sorry for the fella
And let him off the hook that day
We shook hands, and planned a rematch
For next year, at Maracas Bay. |